Today is the celebration every masshole gets excited about. Patriot’s Day marks the anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and Concord, the first battles of the American Revolution. Which means it’s Marathon Monday, Red Sox Game Day, and a day for all of the Bostonians to get drunk throughout the afternoon into the evening, stare at their beer belly’s while watching the elites stroll onto the finish line looking muscled and toned like Greek Gladiators.
We created Geek Chic…
We carry muskets and drums like no other….
Thousands of onlookers come to watch runners barf all over the sidewalk, or collapse in pure agony at the sight of the finish line just ahead…
It’s just about the greatest day of the year in New England. I’ll give you a first look experience.
Maybe we should run the marathon next year!
Boston has been the number one party place for the past ten years. Think about all of those championship parades we’ve had? And every Patriot’s Day, Memorial Day, and Fourth of July? And just the fact that 90% of us are Irish? We always have a reason to celebrate something. We’re just happy to be alive and well enough to drink that Sam Adams.
To all my friends and family back home…have a blast today. I’m extremely jealous that I’m not partaking in the festivities.