What happened to “g2g”? And “brb”? And “ttyl”?
Those are the acronyms that will stick with me for the rest of my life. That was when AIM was our text messaging, and there was nothing better than hearing that screeching door open hoping it was your best friend or the cute boy from gym class. That’s how I got my first boyfriend, ya know.
7th Grade. I was at my friend’s house and she asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I look back and chuckle because I was twelve. So she simply said, “The first boy to sign on to AIM will be your new boyfriend.” That was a terrifying thought. Many blossoming romances started and ended with the screeching door.
Nowadays, twelve years later, I’m on the Stupid Train when it comes to acronyms because it seems we have gotten so lazy that every phrase is broken down. I mean, back when we had flip phones and it was a total pain to text on them, it was easier just writing “ttyl”. But now kids have iPhones with a better texting structure and stability, yet we are still doing it. I can barely read Facebook and Twitter posts today because they are all made up of acronyms that I don’t understand. Here are some ridiculous acronyms that exist today I found on Huffington Post:
IRL: In Real Life
Huff’s example: “Your blog post was so interesting, I would love to meet you IRL.”
IANAD: I Am Not A Doctor
Huff’s example: “IANAD, but wouldn’t doing a juice cleanse slow your metabolism?”
TIL: Today I Learned
Huff’s example: “TIL people use their whole brain, not just 10%.”
WDYMBT: What do you mean by that?
Huff’s example: “WDYMBT?”
^^ It takes more time to figure out what each letter means than it does to just simply read, “What do you mean by that?”
Those are only just a few on that long list of 33 acronyms. So I’ve decided to come up with some useful acronyms of my own that relate to my everyday life.
TCSITBTA: The cat shit in the bath tub again.
My example: “TCSITBTA…damnit.”
NIWNMYB: No, I will not make you breakfast.
My example: “NIWNMYB.”
TT: Taco Tuesday
My example: “Is it TT yet?”
DDL: Don Draper Love
My Example: “Can we watch Mad Men? I need some DDL.”
OOC: Out of coffee
My Example: “It’s a rough day. We are OOC.”
DS: Dieting sucks.
My Example: “I’m only allowed 3/4 cup of Honey Nut Cherrios. DS!”
WATPC: Where are the potato chips?
My example: “We can’t be out. WATPC?!”
YF: You’re fine.
My example: “Oh, stop and eat your chicken. YF.”
Let’s see if the kids go along with these useful acronyms.
Now tell me folks, what are some acronyms of your own that would be of some use to you daily?