I’ve been nominated by Paul from The Captain’s Speech to play a little game of Two Truth’s and a Lie, five times. I was so sure I was going to totally nail his answers because he’s right, I talk to him the most outside of WordPress than any other blogger. Our friendship was put to the test. AND I FAILED.
I’m going to assume that this was Paul’s reaction:
I then begged for forgiveness:
And now I have the Anna Faris song stuck in my head.
It’s game on now. This isn’t just a game about who can guess which are my lies. This has now turned into a game of “Let’s See If Paul Can Figure This Crap Out So That He Can Stop Laughing At Me”. I’m going to make this UBER hard.
*Cue Saw voice* Do you wanna play a game?
a) My first ever autograph from a celebrity was Shia LaBeouf’s.
b) I love jalapenos.
c) I’ve never been on a roller coaster before.
a) I was voted “Most Gullible” in my eight grade class superlatives.
b) My first job out of college was for a trash and recycling company.
c) I actually really enjoyed Kim Kardashian’s autobiography KIM.
a) I casually saw Kate Flannery (aka, Meredith from The Office) in Seal Beach, California one Sunday afternoon.
b) I played a mime in my sixth grade school musical.
c) I went horseback riding in Texas once, and the horse stepped on my foot.
a) I accidentally killed the class gold fish in elementary school.
b) In sixth grade, I beat up a boy on the playground.
c) I’m terrified of clowns.
a) When I was two, my first dance recital ballet song was to Beauty and the Beast‘s “Be Our Guest”.
b) I have five birth marks.
c) I used to play Pocahontas with my grandpa, and I made him play John Smith.
Good luck to you all! I’m now supposed to nominate some people:
Ben from Ben’s Bitter Blog
Alanna from White Girls Be Like…
Liz from Am I Thirty Yet?
Sheree from All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go
I look forward to reading your guesses. ESPECIALLY YOU, PAUL.