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Liah, Liah, Pants on Fiyah

I’ve been nominated by Paul from The Captain’s Speech to play a little game of Two Truth’s and a Lie, five times. I was so sure I was going to totally nail his answers because he’s right, I talk to him the most outside of WordPress than any other blogger. Our friendship was put to the test. AND I FAILED.

I’m going to assume that this was Paul’s reaction:


I then begged for forgiveness:


And now I have the Anna Faris song stuck in my head.

It’s game on now. This isn’t just a game about who can guess which are my lies. This has now turned into a game of “Let’s See If Paul Can Figure This Crap Out So That He Can Stop Laughing At Me”. I’m going to make this UBER hard.

*Cue Saw voice* Do you wanna play a game?


a) My first ever autograph from a celebrity was Shia LaBeouf’s.

b) I love jalapenos.

c) I’ve never been on a roller coaster before.


a) I was voted “Most Gullible” in my eight grade class superlatives.

b) My first job out of college was for a trash and recycling company.

c) I actually really enjoyed Kim Kardashian’s autobiography KIM.


a) I casually saw Kate Flannery (aka, Meredith from The Office) in Seal Beach, California one Sunday afternoon.

b) I played a mime in my sixth grade school musical.

c) I went horseback riding in Texas once, and the horse stepped on my foot.


a) I accidentally killed the class gold fish in elementary school.

b) In sixth grade, I beat up a boy on the playground.

c) I’m terrified of clowns.


a) When I was two, my first dance recital ballet song was to Beauty and the Beast‘s “Be Our Guest”.

b) I have five birth marks.

c) I used to play Pocahontas with my grandpa, and I made him play John Smith.

Good luck to you all! I’m now supposed to nominate some people:

Ben from Ben’s Bitter Blog

Alanna from White Girls Be Like…

Liz from Am I Thirty Yet?

Sheree from All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go

I look forward to reading your guesses. ESPECIALLY YOU, PAUL.


9 thoughts on “Liah, Liah, Pants on Fiyah

  1. IT’S ONNNN!! I’m actually sitting her snickering like a school girl. And yeah, that was my reaction. The little boy running away killed me.

    Okay, here we go.
    1. A (Shia The Beef? I basically modelled my life after his character on Even Stevens).
    2. C (I could believe all three of these to be true, actually)
    3. C (Horses aren’t that clumsy, maybe you stepped on the horses foot?)
    4. B
    5. B

    I’m so excited to find out I got all 5 right. SOOO Excited.

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  2. Okay, I’m behind on everything. And I’m pretty sure I’m leaving this comment after you’ve already posted your answers. But, I swear, I haven’t looked at your answers yet. Which will probably be easy to infer from the fact that I’ll likely get them all wrong.

    1. C (If this is true, I’ll have to cry for you a little bit)
    2. A (I feel like C has to be the truth because it really seems like you’re emphatically defending your opinion of the book)
    3. B (If I choose to believe you’re afraid of clowns later on, I have a hard time believing you’d voluntarily play a mime, which might be worse. Also, I completely believe C because that same thing happened to me the one time I went horseback riding.)
    4. B (I don’t have anything parenthetical to say here, just thought I’d keep it like the rest)
    5. B (Because A and C are both too adorable not to be true)

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