I had three amazing participants in my 2 Truths and a Lie post and it was a close call for all of you.
I was a little shocked by your responses, so I’ll backlash a little bit. All of the false statements are in bold.
a) My first ever autograph from a celebrity was Shia LaBeouf’s.
b) I love jalapenos.
c) I’ve never been on a roller coaster before.
*I’ve been using the “never been on a roller coaster” line for YEARS because it always works. Only one of you guessed that option. Shia LaBeouf was in fact my first ever celebrity autograph. My mom had a friend who was the hair dresser on Even Stevens in Hollywood. Of course, I was like eight at the time and didn’t appreciate it and it was way before he got disgustingly famous and I lost it….
The fact that I hate jalapenos just proves that I’m the worst. Mexican. Ever.
a) I was voted “Most Gullible” in my eight grade class superlatives.
b) My first job out of college was for a trash and recycling company.
c) I actually really enjoyed Kim Kardashian’s autobiography KIM.
*I’m a little appalled by Paul that he could possibly think that I enjoyed Kim Kardashian’s biography. Luckily, all three of you got the lie correct. I hated her autobiography. I stood in Barnes and Noble and did a monologue reading with my friends, while also laughing hysterically.
a) I casually saw Kate Flannery (aka, Meredith from The Office) in Seal Beach, California one Sunday afternoon.
b) I played a mime in my sixth grade school musical.
c) I went horseback riding in Texas once, and the horse stepped on my foot.
*YA GOT ME. All three of you picked C.
a) I accidentally killed the class gold fish in elementary school.
b) In sixth grade, I beat up a boy on the playground.
c) I’m terrified of clowns.
*Apparently most of you think I’m not capable of beating up a boy. Hardy-har-har. Granted, I did have some help from a few other girls but basically, it was four girls against one boy. In my defense, he was being a buttface.
a) When I was two, my first dance recital ballet song was to Beauty and the Beast‘s “Be Our Guest”.
b) I have five birth marks.
c) I used to play Pocahontas with my grandpa, and I made him play John Smith.
*Most of you are correct. I have four birth marks.
Winner: Ben and Paul!
1st place: Bitter Ben (And you said you were bad at this) 4/5 correct
2nd place: Paul………………………………………………………….. 3/5 correct
3rd place: Joan 2/5 correct
Well Paul, you’ve won this personal battle. You got at least three answers correct while I got none. Til’ next time…because there will be a next time.
Paul – 1 Jess – 0