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Christmas

I fail every major holiday. I think about my Halloween costumes two months ahead of schedule and then all of a sudden, it’s the day of Halloween and I completely forgot about it. Every year, I intend to buy presents for all of my friends and family and then a week before Christmas, I end up baking Slutty Brownies because I run out of time. Well well well, not this year folks! I started preparing for Christmas in September…

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Once I get an idea, I run with it to the point where it’s all that consumes my thoughts. I rush to the store, credit card in hand, and begin my journey into the Christmas spirit. Nothing is going to get in my way.

First, I spend way too much money on decorations.

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In my mind, I think I’m setting up Christmas for the next ten years of my life when in reality, I’m going to be so cluttered with Christmas crap after the holidays that I will toss them in my dumpster in a fit of rage.

I also don’t have a good sense of how big is too big when it comes to presents.

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Or how small is too small.

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Once I start prepping, I can’t be stopped. I exhaust myself to the point of starvation and dehydration, wrapping and decorating, and ignoring my cat Mumford way more than usual, probably to his relief.

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Once I’m done with my Christmas prepping, it’s barely Thanksgiving and then Christmas rolls around and I’m too tired to care.

With that being said, I hope the rest of you have not gone completely neurotic like I have. May you all have an anti-psychotic holidays!

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10 thoughts on “Christmas

  1. Every November, it never fails, I say that I want to start my Christmas shopping. I write out a list, I’ll maybe buy a gift, and then it all stops. December 23rd rolls around and I find myself at the mall frantically trying to buy a present for everyone.

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  2. You made all of these cartoons??? Holy water they’re amazing! I really wish people stopped talking about Christmas as soon as November 1st hits. That’s Meghan’s birthday, have some respect haha.

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    • Hahahah really? I actually thought they kind of sucked since I’m still practicing with Illustrator and don’t actually know what I’m doing. But thank you. And I agree. They already set up a giant Christmas Tree in San Francisco which I find a bit ridiculous hahah

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